Motivation Books

I found  many famous love quotes when web surfing recently and and I was immediately hooked. There is a large number of interesting funny quotations dealing with the different aspects of relationships. And there are many sources quoted not only famous authors but also movies, songs and other parts of popular culture. I found myself passionately agreeing or disagreeing with many selections and that to me indicates the high quality of this site .

Follows are some interesting selections that I really liked:

A woman’s appetite is twice that of a man’s; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.  (SANSKRIT PROVERB)

Just because I have rice on my clothes Doesn’t mean I’ve been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. (PHYLLIS DILLER )

Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene. Sam: What is Tiramisu? Jay: You’ll find out. Sam: Well, what is it? Jay: You’ll see! Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I’m not gonna know what it is! (From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE)

Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance. Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding. (From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO)

DESIRE….better known as agony (DON GILL )

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman! (MARGARET THATCHER )

I just want a boyfriend who’s not crazy! We all want that dear, but it doesn’t exist! (From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS)

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night Then on Sunday pray for crop failure (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts… I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts… ‘I wanna know your name…’  (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)

I’d marry again if I found a man Who had 15 million dollars And would sign over half of it to me Before the marriage and… Guarantees he’d be dead within a year!  (BETTE DAVIS )

Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street bald And still think they are beautiful! (MURPHY’S LAWS OF SEX)

To be in love is merely to be In a state of perpetual anesthesia: To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess (H.L. MENCKEN )

I know happy couples… But I think they lie to each other (From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE)

 For more quotes and sayings, check out lovequote.com